A Minor Problem
Three's Company-esque solutions to problems are never really a good idea. The cops are rarely fooled...

Donkey Comedy Network, Inc. ("Donkey Comedy Network") understands that its customers, visitors, and any and all other users, who use http://www.247comedy.com as owned or operated by Donkey Comedy Network (the "Donkey Comedy Network Site") (collectively or individually "Users") value their privacy. This Privacy Notice sets forth information regarding the use and disclosure of User information collected on the Donkey Comedy Network Site. Donkey Comedy Network provides this Privacy Notice so that you can make an informed decision about whether to use the Donkey Comedy Network Site.
Your use of the Donkey Comedy Network Site and any personal information you provide on the Donkey Comedy Network Site remains subject to the terms of this Privacy Notice and the Donkey Comedy Network Terms of Use.
Please note that any content (whether imaging, video, or any other content) posted at the direction of Users onto the Donkey Comedy Network Site will be considered published content and thus not personally identifiable information subject to this Privacy Notice.
If you decline to submit personally identifiable information through the Donkey Comedy Network Sites, Donkey Comedy Network may not be able to provide certain services to you. Media files that may have been uploaded by Users to the Donkey Comedy Network Sites cannot be removed and remain subject to our Terms of Use.
We take reasonable steps to protect your privacy (e.g., requiring a password) to verify your identity before granting you profile access or making corrections.
Contact Donkey Comedy Network with questions or comments you may have about this Privacy Notice, your personal information, your consent, or any other privacy or security issue by emailing us at: privacy@247comedy.com.
Donkey Comedy Network allows other companies, called third-party ad servers, to provide advertisements within the Donkey Comedy Network Site. These third-party ad servers send, directly to your browser, the advertisements and links that appear on the Donkey Comedy Network Site. When this occurs, the third-party ad servers automatically receive your IP address. Additionally, they may use other technologies (e.g., cookies, or Web Beacons) to measure the impact of their advertisements and to personalize the advertising to your profile.
Please know that Donkey Comedy Network does not provide any personally identifiable information to these third-party ad servers or ad networks without your consent. However, should an advertiser ask Donkey Comedy Network to show an advertisement to a discrete audience (e.g., men ages 35-44) or audience segment (e.g., men ages 35-44 who have viewed certain content) and you respond to that advertisement, that may signal to the advertiser that you fit the profile of the target audience. The advertiser may also use information regarding your use of the Donkey Comedy Network Site, (e.g., the number of times you viewed an ad), to determine which ads to deliver to you.
For more information, consult the respective privacy policies of these third-party ad servers for more information and for instructions on how to opt-out of certain practices. Donkey Comedy Network's privacy policy does not apply to, and cannot control the activities of any other such other advertisers or web sites.
Donkey Comedy Network uses commercially reasonable physical, managerial, and technical safeguards to preserve the integrity and security of your personal information. We cannot, however, ensure or warrant the security of any information you transmit to Donkey Comedy Network and you do so at your own risk. Once we receive your transmission of information, Donkey Comedy Network makes commercially reasonable efforts to ensure the security of our systems. However, please note that this is not a guarantee that such information may not be accessed, disclosed, altered, or destroyed by breach of any of our physical, technical, or managerial safeguards.
If Donkey Comedy Network learns of a security systems breach, then we may attempt to notify you electronically so that you can take appropriate protective steps. Donkey Comedy Network may post a notice on the Donkey Comedy Network Sites if a security breach occurs. Depending on where you live, you may have a legal right to receive notice of a security breach in writing. To receive a free written notice of a security breach (or to withdraw your consent from receiving electronic notice) you should notify us by contacting: privacy@247comedy.com.
Donkey Comedy Network does not knowingly or intentionally collect or maintain personally identifiable information or non-personally-identifiable information on the Donkey Comedy Network Sites from persons 12 years of age or younger. No part of our website is directed to persons 12 years of age or younger. If you happen to be 12 years of age or younger, please do not use or access the Donkey Comedy Network Site at any time or in any manner. Should Donkey Comedy Network learn that personally identifiable information of such persons has been collected on the Donkey Comedy Network Site without verified parental consent, then Donkey Comedy Network will take the appropriate steps to remove this data.
The Donkey Comedy Network Site is hosted in the United States and directed to Users in the United States and Canada. Any User accessing the Donkey Comedy Network Site from a region that is not within the United States, and that region has laws or regulations governing personal data collection, use, and disclosure, that differ from United States laws, you are hereby advised that through your continued use of the Donkey Comedy Network Site, which is governed by U.S. law, this Privacy Notice, and our Terms of Use, you are consenting to the transferring of your personal information to the United States.
In the event that Donkey Comedy Network is acquired by or merged with a third party entity, we reserve the right, in any of these circumstances, to transfer or assign the information we have collected from our Users as part of such merger, acquisition, sale, or other change of control. In the unlikely event of our bankruptcy, insolvency, reorganization, receivership, or assignment for the benefit of creditors, or the application of laws or equitable principles affecting creditors' rights generally, we may not be able to control how your personal information is treated, transferred, or used.
This Privacy Notice may be revised periodically and this will be reflected by the "Date Last Modified" below. Generally speaking, your personal information will only be used in the manner described in the Privacy Notice that is in effect when we received the personal information you provided. Should you continue to visit the Donkey Comedy Network Site, such use will be deemed to be your agreement to this Privacy Notice and any future revisions.
This Privacy Notice was last modified July 28th, 2010.
Please contact Donkey Comedy Network with any questions or comments about this Privacy Notice at privacy@247comedy.com.