The Wounded Wizzer
We understand the phrase, "When you gotta go, you gotta go," but it simply didn't apply in the case of this crook, who found out the hard way that you really should just hold it while "on the job."
A man was badly burnt and disfigured during an attempted robbery he was committing at an electrical substation in England. The accident happened when the man stopped to take a piss and relived himself onto a live transformer.
Talk about burning when you pee...
The incident also left the about 2,000 businesses and homes without power. He must have had a lot of coffee before the robbery.
