Pill Poppin' Pig
You should never leave pills around the house that are easy for the kids to get into. That's good advice, which apparently applies to pigs, as well.
Teresa Praus-Choe and her husband were alarmed one day when they came home to find pills all over the house and the family pet pig overdosing on the floor. It was like a scene from so many VH1 "Behind the Music" specials, sans hooker.
The home is allegedly "pig-proofed" (we're not sure what that means, either), but a prescription bottle of medication left on a table proved just to irresistible for the ever hungry pig.
Luckily the pig survived, and before you go getting all mad at us for making fun of a family that almost lost their beloved pet, keep in mind that they named him "Crispy Bacon."
Praus-Choe says, "He's like my baby." Really? Would that be like your son "Pot Roast" or your daughter "Consommé?"
