Facecrooks
When you break into anyplace, let alone one of the United State's biggest news organizations, it's probably best NOT to check your Facebook account status.
But it's just so addictive, no? Crooked teenagers Aldayne Fearon and Francis Mutemwa, just couldn't help but check in on their Facebook feeds and were caught doing so when police arrived at the CNN headquarters in Atlanta, Georgia, which they broke into by climbing over a ledge from the nearby Omni Hotel.
Police found them working on computers and probably thought the two felons were trying to steal valuable information or hack the network, but no, they were merely "liking" stuff.
We can only guess at what their status updates were like:
"Totally got a Kardashian e-mail"
"Hacked Ted Turner's computer. His only recently opened files for the last five years are solitaire games."
"They have Larry King's frozen body in a secret closet. So who's that other guy??"
"Still can't find positive proof confirming Anderson Cooper's sexuality—man he's good."
Or something like that...
