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February 22, 2012

Pill Poppin' Pig

You should never leave pills around the house that are easy for the kids to get into. That's good advice, which apparently applies to pigs, as well...

February 21, 2012

Dominique Strauss-Kahn

Seems our favorite French fornicator, Dominique Strauss-Kahn, is in hot water again for his kinky antics...

February 20, 2012

We understand the phrase, "When you gotta go, you gotta go," but it simply didn't apply in the case of this crook, who found out the hard way that you really should just hold it while "on the job"... More

February 17, 2012

Foster Friess

What the hell is going? Why is a guy on TV saying that back in his day women used to use Bayer aspirin as contraception? Meet Foster Friess, rich guy and...

February 16, 2012

My Dummy Valentine

We're sure there were lots of happy stories from Valentine's Day but, in the aftermath, here's one that didn't go the way one young college student expected...

February 16, 2012

My Dummy Valentine

We're sure there were lots of happy stories from Valentine's Day but, in the aftermath, here's one that didn't go the way one young college student expected...