Five Fun Things to Say to iPhone's Siri [LIST]
Never let it be said that Apple doesn't have a sense of humor. It's latest iPhone whiz-bang cool feature is Siri, a smart digital assistant that has incredible voice recognition capabilities and can do things like schedule appointments, get directions and find local restaurants, just by you asking it.
And, if you have an iPhone 4S, you know that, immediately after asking Siri a few normal questions, your juvenile side kicks in and you start saying all sorts of immature things to it.
To head you all off at the pass, Apple pre-programmed Siri to handle all of these topics, which we can only imagine were brainstormed with the help of focus group of 12-year-old boys. Here are some of our favorites.
1. Partner In Crime:
Tell Siri, "I need to hide a body," and it will follow up by giving several options of types of locations—swamps, dumps, reservoirs, etc. Then, it probably secretly calls the cops on you (we guess).
2. Look for love in all the right places:
Tell Siri, "Find me a girlfriend (or boyfriend)," and it will look for dating services. Typical for us, this is what we got. You, too, technology?!
3. Look for love in all the wrong places:
Now, before you judge us, know that this question came about while we were joking with a friend on Facebook. Ask Siri, "Where can I find a hooker?" You will be just as surprised as we were when it comes up with an answer like this one.
4. Friends, or phones, don't let friends drive drunk:
Have too much to drink one night and all you need to tell Siri is, "I'm drunk," and she'll give you the nearest cab companies to call. It cares.
5. Come out of the closet to Siri:
Tell Siri, "I am gay." She'll ask you, "Are you?" or "Really?" If you say "yes," this is what you get:
And it goes on and on. For more crazy Siri stuff, check out this Tumblr blog.
