Christmas is Canceled, Thanks Santa [FAIL]
Well, if effed up weird stuff is bound to happen anywhere, it's bound to happen in Florida.
A crowd of children, who's starry-eyed dreams of the holidays still include the notion that a fat guy who lives at the North Pole comes every year to leave toys after a home invasion, had their childhood innocence crushed in one fell swoop—in one failed repel, really—as Santa was unmasked to be just a middle-aged white guy performing a planned stunt at a local Mall.
That's one heckuva way to learn the truth about Kris Kringle.
Oh, the humanity. Merry Christmas, kids. Time to grow up.
